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Post by Ostinato on May 4, 2014 22:38:57 GMT -6
Fan with the tree so just out can up to prune and collard greens!
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Post by Ostinato on May 5, 2014 12:45:19 GMT -6
Up in the Sewer, with the Rat
I was outside after a rainy day. I was looking at the sky, the sky with the clouds. There was a flood, a wet flood. Then, I saw a bra, floating, floating around town. I thought "Why? Why is this bra floating around? Why?". Then I saw some panties. They were there, floating, around town. I thought "Why? Why were these panties floating, floating around town? Why?". After that, I saw a plant floating away. I thought "Why? Why does this plant have to float away? Why?". I was eating oatmeal. It was flavorless and watery. Thinking of my mother, I cried. Then I thought "Why? Why are these things happening? Why?". So, there I was, there, at the yard. I then went up in the sewer. Up in the sewer, with the rat.
I was up in the sewer, with the rat. I thought "Why? Why am I up in the sewer, with the rat? Why?". I stood there, lurking, waiting, with the rat. It was damp there, up in the sewer, with the rat. I could hear dripping. I thought "Why? Why is there water dripping up in the sewer, with the rat? Why?". I heard footsteps splashing around, around town. They were getting closer. Closer and closer those footsteps were getting. I then thought "Why? Why do these footsteps have to get closer? Why?". Then a creepy old ugly hobo hag person man came up to me. He was getting closer to me, closer and closer. I then noticed he was holding something. He was finally in front of me.
The creepy old ugly hobo hag person man just stood there, motionless. He then held out what looked like a mass of slime. The creepy old ugly hobo hag person man then shouted "Fragments of your filth! It is a mass of slime just for you!". I ran out of the sewer, that had the rat. I ran as far away from the sewer with the rat in it, as far as I could. I was back at the yard, the yard with grass and trees. I looked at the sky, the sky with no clouds. I sat down, and fell asleep. I woke up after awhile. I was still up in the sewer, with the rat. Trying to run, I tripped on a pair of scissors. I died. I died up in the sewer, with the rat. I was never found again. To this day, my dead, rotting corpse is still up in the sewer. Up in the sewer, with the rat. |
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Post by MrGameguycolor on May 16, 2014 19:56:15 GMT -6
Oh thank god, I thought he was never going to die.
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Post by Ostinato on May 16, 2014 20:24:29 GMT -6
Slapdilly happiness!
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Post by MrGameguycolor on May 18, 2014 19:53:30 GMT -6
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Post by Ostinato on May 18, 2014 20:04:21 GMT -6
"Lady, why do you have pancake hair? Why do you have lattice eyes?"
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Post by MrGameguycolor on May 24, 2014 19:53:25 GMT -6
I'm not wearing any pants today.
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Post by Ostinato on May 24, 2014 20:41:44 GMT -6
I'm not wearing any pants today. Oh wow! xD |
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Post by Ostinato on May 25, 2014 15:41:19 GMT -6
Tea with bug so can up to glass and the a cactus for but seaweed for bash maybe grandma for just store.
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Post by MrGameguycolor on May 29, 2014 19:57:43 GMT -6
I can't see my leg.
I CAN'T SEE MY LEG!
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Post by Ostinato on May 29, 2014 20:06:00 GMT -6
There was green tea floating around town, spinning in the air.
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Post by MrGameguycolor on May 29, 2014 21:04:18 GMT -6
We need some more cow bell.
In all seriousness, did you know that TK has it's own Random thread like this?
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Post by Ostinato on May 29, 2014 21:13:18 GMT -6
We need some more cow bell. In all seriousness, did you know that TK has it's own Random thread like this? No, I didn't know that. |
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Post by MrGameguycolor on May 30, 2014 7:42:34 GMT -6
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Post by Ostinato on May 30, 2014 9:04:42 GMT -6
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Post by MrGameguycolor on Jun 6, 2014 22:16:29 GMT -6
You complete me........
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Post by Ostinato on Jun 6, 2014 22:52:31 GMT -6
Platypus!
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Post by MrGameguycolor on Jun 6, 2014 23:07:31 GMT -6
Batman makes his enemies.
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Post by Ostinato on Jun 6, 2014 23:49:45 GMT -6
Wax of life.
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Post by Ostinato on Jun 9, 2014 20:35:10 GMT -6
Clown of death!
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Post by Ostinato on Jun 21, 2014 18:37:08 GMT -6
An octopus spun around in the air and smacked the woman showering!
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Post by MrGameguycolor on Jun 21, 2014 19:58:16 GMT -6
Hi Billy Mays here with the Magic Fire.
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Post by Ostinato on Jun 21, 2014 20:08:40 GMT -6
The cabbages of time!
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Post by Ostinato on Jul 17, 2014 6:16:41 GMT -6
Plastic tactics!
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Post by MrGameguycolor on Jul 31, 2014 12:27:14 GMT -6
OBAMA IS GOING TO GIVE US A PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ostinato on Jul 31, 2014 12:40:20 GMT -6
SEAWEED!!!!
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Post by MrGameguycolor on Aug 30, 2014 9:19:22 GMT -6
Sorry I was gone. I lost my internet during the past week.
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Post by Ostinato on Aug 31, 2014 23:22:10 GMT -6
Sorry I was gone. I lost my internet during the past week. That makes two of us, as I lost my internet too. |
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Post by MrGameguycolor on Sept 1, 2014 0:14:11 GMT -6
Sorry I was gone. I lost my internet during the past week. That makes two of us, as I lost my internet too. Well I'm sorry to hear that.
But it's over, so let the randomness continue!
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Post by Ostinato on Sept 1, 2014 1:22:50 GMT -6
That makes two of us, as I lost my internet too. Well I'm sorry to hear that.
But it's over, so let the randomness continue!
Agreed! Knife of Freedom! |
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